read a story the other day about a man on death row who was going to sue because he had gained so much weight that DeathByLethalInjection was no longer a viable option...sooo i bet all that weight would probably do the Hangman some justice..you know with gravity and all...or maybe all that extra mass would be a good conductor for some Electricity[you know the water content and all]...hmm maybe those lungs could suck up some of that ChamberGas...hell with all the recent evolution of firearms i'm sure there's an ArmorPiercingDumDum round that could penetrate that extra layer he's put on..i mean yo what the f**k is up wit dat?...a stay of execution and a lawsuit because of weight gain????....what's next ElectricChair execution halted because man loss too much weight, now the straps don't fit right....or better yet GasChamber execution stayed and man sues tobacco industry because man smoked too many cigarettes, now his lungs don't work properly and he can't inhale the required amount of LethalDosage...hmm now that's cruel and unusual punishment.
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